Tinfoil Hat Feature of the Week

Folks, you heard it here twelve thousand and first: another All-Barner claims that the Red Elephant Club is on the move! Money quote:

Do you believe the NY Times articles were blown out of proportion by
accident? How 'bout the bammer media ..... do you think that Finebaum's move to a different network and the Mobile press actions were taken on a whimsical lark? ... what about the rumors surrounding Auburn's FCA ministries? Do you think it's an accident?

As I dive under my desk in fear of black helicopters, I can't help but think that Mobile, AL has been turned into a veritable Area 51. But wait, there's more!

The REC is the tactical arm of the Bama machine .... and they are very busy these days. Now that they have TNB (The Next Bear) they are funding the ressurrection of the Bama "brand & tradition." The money is flowing-in at an unprecedented rate.

The proof of this?

Advertisers are frothing at the mouth in their effort to fund programs aimed at the Bama-believers ..... and one needs look no further than their spring game to see the potential gravy train.

I'm sold. Better yet, I've seen the light! Lookee here at my shiny new keychain pendant!

For those of you who are Lord of the Rings fans, these folks would have us believe that the REC is analogous to Sauron's minions fanning out over Middle Earth in search of the ring. But since this is the real world, we can safely assume that these unemployed barners are making these hysterical tin-foil posts from the comfort of grandma's basement.

The one similarity? They probably look alot like hobbits.