Die Hard 4 Tonight

Tonight I am going to see Die Hard 4.  I hope it is not a complete let down.  As long as they do not do the same thing to John McClane as they did to Superman I am sure it will be alright.

If the Die Hard movie contains any of the following I will walk out.

• John McClane getting back together with his wife at the end of the movie.
• John McClane comforting any supporting character after a death or tragedy.
• John McClane having a “romantic event”.  This includes, but is not limited to:

1. Hugging
2. Kissing
3. Dropping the “L” Bomb
• Any form of crying or sadness by John McClane.  Should not happen.

 

Mark my words. 

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!