My illustrious colleague here at the office is convinced - convinced! - that there exists a massive conspiracy at the ESPN network to elevate Alabama football and ignore Auburn's recent accomplishments. The evidence? Apparently it's here. Alabama at #16 after one cakewalk week? Sure, it's excessive. But isn't this the same network that repeatedly drug Nick Sabear over the coals when he left Miami? I'm not sure, but I've got a full roll of aluminum foil and time on my hands...
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Tinfoil Hat Feature of the Week
My illustrious colleague here at the office is convinced - convinced! - that there exists a massive conspiracy at the ESPN network to elevate Alabama football and ignore Auburn's recent accomplishments. The evidence? Apparently it's here. Alabama at #16 after one cakewalk week? Sure, it's excessive. But isn't this the same network that repeatedly drug Nick Sabear over the coals when he left Miami? I'm not sure, but I've got a full roll of aluminum foil and time on my hands...
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It's a conspiracy, I tell you. A CONSIPIRACY!!! I've got to go gas up the black van and keep an eye out for the black helicopters too.
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